Not Now, Natalie.

Results of your
Attention Deficit Disorder Quiz

You scored a total of 86

It is highly likely that you are presently suffering from adult attention deficit disorder, according to your responses on this self-report questionnaire. You should not take this as a diagnosis of any sort, or a recommendation for treatment. However, it would be advisable and likely beneficial for you to seek further diagnosis from a trained mental health professional immediately.

—Instead of writing my paper, I started taking this quiz online.  I ended up forgetting about the quiz halfway through, ate some stew with my mother, found a tiny bottle of pepsi, switched over my laundry, started a book, texted my boyfriend about my mother putting venison in the cat’s food dish as a “treat”, went on facebook, yelled at myself for not writing my paper, started writing the paper, got up, went back to the quiz, and here I am.  86!