Hangover
This is the first hangover I’ve had in a long time. Sometimes they just sideswipe me, unpredictable. You like to believe you have the formula all figured out: keep it to the same type of drink, stay away from malt beverages (duh), make sure you drink water in-between etc. That’s all bullshit, because I had four drinks over the course of five hours and I’ve been turned into a useless blob on the couch. I just typed “useless blog,” which this is, by the way. Like my blog is always hungover.