Not Now, Natalie.

Perhaps the world's second worst crime is boredom. The first is being a bore.

Hangover

This is the first hangover I’ve had in a long time.  Sometimes they just sideswipe me, unpredictable.  You like to believe you have the formula all figured out:  keep it to the same type of drink, stay away from malt beverages (duh), make sure you drink water in-between etc.  That’s all bullshit, because I had four drinks over the course of five hours and I’ve been turned into a useless blob on the couch.  I just typed “useless blog,” which this is, by the way.  Like my blog is always hungover.